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April 2011

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Apr 30, 20116 notes
#Brain #Louis Vuitton #Backpack #Armadillo #Handbag #Fendi #Peacock #Purse #Crimes against humanity #Waste of a good cow
Daily Inverted Haiku #44

I wonder what others see

Discerning beauty

Because that purse is UGLY

Apr 30, 20112 notes
#Louis Vuitton #Backpack #Purse #Telephone #Chords #Ugly #Beauty #LV #Haikus
Apr 30, 2011
#Harry Potter #bandage #burn #blister #glow #dark
Daily Inverted Haiku #43

Tonight I know the answer

Lack of PhD

Benkyo = Tired

Apr 29, 20111 note
#PhD #Benkyo #Studying #Tired #Lazy #Golden Boy #Kintaro #Haikus
Play
Apr 29, 20112 notes
#Mario #Banjo #Guitar #Accordion #Spoons #Box #Round
Apr 28, 20119 notes
#Bodleian #Brit Week #English #Free #LACMA #Magna Carta #Oxford #T-shirts #Towels #Haikus
Apr 27, 201113 notes
#Babies #Children #Chun Li #Cosplay #Death Note #Final Fantasy #Goth #Inuyasha #Lolli #Naruto #Sailor Moon #Bleach
Apr 27, 20118 notes
#Cosplay #Beard #Warning #Sailor Moon
Apr 27, 20119 notes
#Nightmare #Cosplay #20 Worst #Photos #Sodemotivational
Apr 27, 201111,152 notes
Daily Inverted Haiku #41

Changing seasons and bedding

My little monster

Time for his summer blanket

image

Apr 27, 2011
#Summer #Winter #Blanket #Bedding #Season #Monster #Dog #Miniature Pinscher #Hunter S. Thompson #Haikus
Apr 26, 2011
#Blond #Hair #Coloring #Cheap
Daily Inverted Haiku #40

I am a girl, I am short,

And I am not white

Someone hand me the hammer

Apr 26, 2011
#Hammer #Glass ceiling #Girl #Short #White #Haikus
TIL the OTHER meaning of Geek

According to Merriam-Webster:

geek

 noun \ˈgēk\

Definition of GEEK

1: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake2: a person often of an intellectual bent who is disliked3: an enthusiast or expert especially in a technological field or activity <computer geek>

Geek Shows were an act in traveling circuses of early America and were often part of a larger sideshow. The billed performer’s act consisted of a single geek, who stood in center ring to chase live chickens. It ended with the performer biting the chickens’ heads off and swallowing them. The Geek Shows were often used as openers for what are commonly known as freak shows.

They were OPENERS for freak shows. Better start busting out my nail up the nose acts. Geek4lyfe. Or some such.

Apr 25, 20114 notes
#Geek #Geek shows #Merriam-Webster #Wiki #Freaks #TIL
Play
Apr 25, 20111 note
#Easter #Peeps #Jousting
Daily Inverted Haiku #39

I suffer from a syndrome

I’m missing London

Oh Stockholm - lock me back up

Apr 24, 2011
#London #Stockholm Syndrome #Prisoner #Longing #Haikus
Apr 24, 20116 notes
#Food #Balut #Fetus #Duck
Daily Inverted Haiku #38

Sitting, playing Angry Birds

A realization

The game causes raptor arms

_______

Not this:

But this:

Apr 23, 2011
#Raptor #Arms #Angry Birds #Jumper #Haikus
Apr 23, 20111 note
#Angry Birds #Hair clip #Accessory #Pig #Handmade
Apr 23, 2011
#Crochet #Nightmare #Mask #Children #Horror #Disturbing #Handmade
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